I like the thought of robots living human lives.

Robot love.
Robot stress.
Robot distress.
Robot fears.
Robot needs.

Just robot life in general.

I remember staring at this older woman at work, not because I was a creepy dude. But I remember liking her hair. I wanted to try to draw it. Random.

So apparently it's not ok I wear my Gnarls Barkley shirt with a gun image on it at a company that makes fighter jets, tanks, and missiles.

Nothing is more creepy than a guy offering a girl another drink and she denies him but he tries again. CREEPY.

I hate lying when I have to and like to lie when I don't have to.

When my mom saw my Bender sign, she said, "Why don't you make a sign for yourself that says: 'I need a girlfriend.'" BURNMOMBURN